"DAMN IT ALL!"
Submitted by beardedjonehhhh
THIS! Especially when they spam the party chat with Recount just to prove their point.
It’s even better when they’re wrong and getting progressively more furious trying to prove they’re not
Once upon a time in early MoP I had zoned into a random Siege of Niuzao Temple. As we approached the first boss, the orc warlock in Heroic raid gear says, “watch me melt this shit.” Naturally the boss died pretty quickly—not that that’s an impressive feat considering how easy all the heroic dungeons are—and then of course he links the DPS meters.
"No one cares," was my apathetic response. And oh, let me tell you, what a mistake that was to have said.
He rode my ass -the entire rest of the dungeon-, calling me scrubby because I wasn’t heroic raid geared on a completely broken OP class, and even picking on my ability to type properly. Once he proved what a complete twat he was, I stopped replying to him, but he kept right on going. I wanted to drop but I was with a friend and she just wanted to finish and get her VP, so I had to sit there and suffer the whole way.
And that is why to this day I fucking hate warlocks.
Sorry, warlocks, I’m sure #notallwarlocks and all, but fuck you. Fuck warlocks.
This is literally the most frequent social mistake I see in my day to day. You didn’t respond to the party invitation. You didn’t reply to their funny text with a smiley. You didn’t wish them a happy birthday. Now they’re bitter and you’re confused because, well, who would ever assume that silence is an insult?
Lots of people. In fact, to certain personality types, not speaking is the most bitter insult possible. Yes, worse than “shitblimp.”
You’re trying to talk to someone and they completely ignore you:
when the tank tries to chain pull but can’t hold aggro for shit
me: tells herbingdruid i’ll dick around on wow with her after i get off work
me: gets home, gets distracted making toast
i’m sorry that i’m the kind of person who can be distracted by something as simple and mundane as toast i should probably work on that
it’s okay, toast is very important, part of a balanced 2am breakfast